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“Hibachi Yum Yum, a little ways down the street, and over on another street, and up another street a bit.“ At the very least he could suffocate her with a fortune cookie if he had to. He also tried to remember if he was packing any weapons. “Yeeeeees,” he answered, drawing it out as he pondered if this was related to him after all. She turned the rest of the way toward him then, her eyes narrowed, “Maybe you can help us, then. The officer looked at him, raising an eyebrow as she most likely contemplated arresting someone for having a bad British accent. I’d like to know that my poor defenseless guinea pig, Vlad Tepes Dracul the Wrath of Romania, is safe and sound in his cage,” Gecko responded, aware that his apartment (and Vlad Tepes Dracul the Wrath of Romania) couldn’t have been broken into since half the building hadn’t been blown up. “Now now, ma’am, I live in that building. With the confidence of someone who can proudly say, “It wasn’t me this time, and I’m not the person you’re looking for” Gecko stepped up behind the woman, affected his best attempt at a Pierce Brosnan James Bond accent, and asked the officer what appeared to be the problem? He’d even given the end of his nose a different angle. Still about 5’10” and the same build, he had had the reconstructive nanites mess with his cheekbones. He called up his wanted poster on his ocular HUD and confirmed that he had changed his appearance slightly for the downtime of the holidays. There was an officer writing a report beside one of the cars. There were no superheroes around, only two cars, and the building hadn’t been blown up by any of his traps. He almost activated his coat’s cloaking contraption when he realized that they couldn’t be there for him. Psycho Gecko returned to his apartment on December 22nd, filled to the brim with chicken teriyaki and fried rice, only to find that flashing blue and red lights barred access to his building.